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The Mountain Filled with Pies by Carrot-phwack Singleton (c) 2013

It was a time before humans
Had rubbed their muddy eyes
When all about the mountain tops
Was filled with apple pies.

Not everyone believes this,
Historians turn their ears, but
I’ll tell it anyway, just to
Alleviate your fears.

The day was wet and windy,
Not a dry eye in the cave,
When two opposing teams of lemur
Began the Mexican wave.

Now I know Mexico wasn’t invented
So early after tea
But I couldn’t describe the action else
You’d not know where I’d be.

Therefore paws went up to Bramley,
The apple not the place,
Who ran like hell, behind the shell
Of a lobster and a plaice.

Through fields of gold and silver
They sprinted like a Bolt
Their feet and fins all blistered
Beyond the narrators fault.

Until it was they realised as
They patted down their knees
That just like bread their mind will rise
Wherever monkeys sneeze.

And from that day, they all do say,
The ones that stifle sighs,
Streams ran with custard for
The mountains filled with pies.

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About cpsingleton42

I am a - not so young - writer of poetry and prose. I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © C.p.Singleton, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.

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One thought on “The Mountain Filled with Pies by Carrot-phwack Singleton (c) 2013

  1. Gave me a smile, it did, this one!

    Posted by WilderSoul | June 28, 2013, 11:09 am

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