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   Don’t! By CpSingleton © 2015 Don’t desiccate mi coconuts! Don’t you damn well dare. Dedicate, not desiccate, Those cocies that are there. Don’t desiccate mi coconuts, A gentle touch is required. They like to hear a lullaby sung When mi coconuts are tired. Don’t desiccate my coconuts! The queen will take yer knees. Gentle … Continue reading

  • Don't laugh you'll only Encourage me. It's best if you nod and Patronise me. That way I won't feel part of The circle. I'll quietly slouch into A dark corner. No stench of mine To curl your senses. If you do find me in any way Amusing and You don't mind the Jack-in-a-box, Don't then tell me to "Shut up!" Later. You lit the fuse. Does a firework have A stop button? Neither do I. Do bangers have mute? Of course not. Remember: light at arms Length, Step back and wait. If you don't want the show Don't burn my taper. AND NEVER GO BACK TO SEE IF I'M STILL ALIVE! THAT'S WHEN ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!

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