Irony: My Darkest Friend. By CpSingleton © 2014
I do so love dear irony.
It’s a wibbley train track
That has forever set me free.
Where others think I’m serious,
Is bloody hilarious.
It’s the building blocks of my whole life,
That has washed ashore
On the shales of strife.
It bites my arse with rubber teeth.
It allows me to see
In between its grief.
In every aspect of my day,
King irony appears and
Loves to play.
The list would be too long to write.
It would interfere
With my sleep at night.
Where some think it’s to de-crease shirts.
I admire the way
That it diverts
The eye away from evil tragedy.
You’re such a sexy bitch to me.