Timeline Well Spent? By CpSingleton © 2015
I don’t know which side of the bread I’m buttered on.
Does it matter?
I suppose not when the world is a timeline filled with:
Babies eating bacon whilst doing Homer Simpson impressions;
The Daily Express telling us that the humble cracker is a killer;
A soldier telling the news about their efforts to stem the flow of floodwater, while a young lady in pyjamas plods by with a glass of wine and a cigarette in her gob;
Cops killing innocent children;
Cameron splashing in Cumbria floodwater, with the tag line “giant turd alert!”;
Fish being chased by dogs;
Leeds United doing the biz;
Wondrous scenes of Czech splendour;
Britain First demanding that we should now stop money going to Syria because we’ve had a flood;
a flood victim telling Britain First to grow up;
Star Wars spoilers, The Doors pictures;
Syrian refugees filling sandbags to repay Rochdale’s kindness;
dancing fat suits;
and pictures from the space station of dear old planet Earth.
What a way to pass toilet time.