(NB: This Piece includes a few swear words! And a great song at the end of it. So all balances out in the end.)
The Silent, Noisy Majority. By CpSingleton © 2016
The Facebook community are happy
To tell you of any old piece of steaming pooh:
Their shaving habits, to the sound of The Birds;
That certain religious groups are EVIL for
Picking an old lady off the floor and
Brushing her down.
That food from this place tastes like
A whale spewed it out on to their plate.
That migrants, even the hard-working majority,
Are slowing the country down by filling
Their cars with petrol and driving to work.
Why can’t the inconsiderate bastards hover to work?
Or better still do it in their own countries?
That way we won’t have to learn how
To pronounce their really hard names.
Names like Marius and John.
Then you have the ones that share everything!
From mice farting the Ecuadorian national anthem
To dingbats like Trump spouting filth.
Facebook is the new garden fence to which
A world of hairnet wearing old gossips
Stand across from one another and slag off
Old Jed for not washing his fucking doorstep.
It’s a new silent way of pissing each other off,
Deleting the post and then denying it ever
Appeared in the first place.
Gotta love technology.
It does allow us to seem like we
Actually have friends though.
Even when we don’t.
So not all bad, eh?