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Poetry, poetry, Uncategorized

No. 2082

(NB: This Piece includes a few swear words! And a great song at the end of it. So all balances out in the end.)

The Silent, Noisy Majority. By CpSingleton © 2016

 

The Facebook community are happy

To tell you of any old piece of steaming pooh:

Their shaving habits, to the sound of The Birds;

That certain religious groups are EVIL for

Picking an old lady off the floor and

Brushing her down.

That food from this place tastes like

A whale spewed it out on to their plate.

That migrants, even the hard-working majority,

Are slowing the country down by filling

Their cars with petrol and driving to work.

Why can’t the inconsiderate bastards hover to work?

Or better still do it in their own countries?

That way we won’t have to learn how

To pronounce their really hard names.

Names like Marius and John.

Then you have the ones that share everything!

From mice farting the Ecuadorian national anthem

To dingbats like Trump spouting filth.

Facebook is the new garden fence to which

A world of hairnet wearing old gossips

Stand across from one another and slag off

Old Jed for not washing his fucking doorstep.

It’s a new silent way of pissing each other off,

Deleting the post and then denying it ever

Appeared in the first place.

Gotta love technology.

It does allow us to seem like we

Actually have friends though.

Even when we don’t.

So not all bad, eh?

 

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About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.

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