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Not all southerners annoy us northerners!

I’ve left her hanging long enough -not out vindictiveness- mainly because we have verbally abused each other too much during the day for me to get anything done.

Verbal abuse by a fellow blogger doesn’t normally sound like a great reason for you guys to follow this ladies blog, but I can assure you that it is received and given by each of us like we have known each other years.

She is actually really nice to everyone else! Go figure?! 

The prime reason that you should follow her is that she is one hell of a poet and will surprise you at every turn. She is also as mad as a bag of recently bald spaniels!

So, without any more jabbering, go visit the southern belle, you won’t regret it.

And don’t tell her that I was nice! Her head will expand to such a degree that South Carolina will not get sun again until next November. 

Everything I Never Told You – lucidity in shadows- poetry from a hand that writes misty.



About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


14 thoughts on “Not all southerners annoy us northerners!

  1. I don’t know whether to hug you or slap you. Thank you. This was oddly nice in a snarky way. I like it. I hate it. I like it. I hate it. etc. 😉 xx

    Posted by Tosha Michelle | February 3, 2016, 12:05 am
  2. I’ve had that before.
    Most think I’m like Jennifer Anniston.

    Posted by cpsingleton42 | February 3, 2016, 12:33 am
  3. No. You definitely more of a Tina Fey

    Posted by Tosha Michelle | February 3, 2016, 2:37 am
  4. What a nice tribute, cp. But don’t be teased, she’s a f**king Hercules.

    Posted by robertlarrywhite1313 | February 9, 2016, 8:12 am

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