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Poetry, poetry

No. 2097

Not Fy Mault! By CpSingleton © 2016

I believe tonight is the night 

For positive ACTION.

I know that things must change

For better satisfaction.
I’ve walked this same path so

Know it cannot be me.

I’ve got good balance and have 

The great ability to see.

Each time I reach a good distance

You send me sprawling.

At this rate I might have to 

Exchange you for wooden flooring.
Though first I’ll grab my 

Tape and tools,

As rushing in is 

Just for fools.
Then I’ll check that each stair

Is the appropriate size.

Then I’ll check the width and

Also the height of rise.
If all is well I’ll blame the cat,

The carpet, or the wife

For the constant tripping and

Endangering of my life,
Because I swear to you that 

My balance is grand!

I can drink a skinful of beer and

Almost usually stand.
Now where did I put that f#*%ing mape teasure!?


About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


7 thoughts on “No. 2097

  1. You posts ain’t much fun since I quit drinking. Later, loser x

    Posted by Tosha Michelle | February 6, 2016, 2:44 am
    • Maybe you should start drinking again. You were nicer then. X

      Posted by cpsingleton42 | February 6, 2016, 2:04 pm
      • No. I wasn’t. Don’t you remember when I went inside your head with that chair? Wait Wrong head and chair. Plus, I’m a happy drunk, dancing on the table happy which is why I don’t drink. . speaking of which, I figured are dynamic out. We are just like two guys sitting around the bar…trying to one up each other. Thanks for bringing out my inner guy. I’m usually so girly. Let me know if you want to take this outside. I got my dukes up I’m ready to rumble.

        A fine howdy do you do to you and yours. Adios mi amigo

        Posted by Tosha Michelle | February 6, 2016, 2:43 pm
      • Crap that should read up side your head and our. I can’t figure out how to edit on the phone. Whatever. I got things to do, places to be, people to annoy. Buh byeeee

        Posted by Tosha Michelle | February 6, 2016, 2:47 pm
  2. It was me! All I’d said was that you smell like my dead ancestor! Piffle.
    Couldn’t get that video on by the way.
    Is it wrong that your aggression and nastiness is slightly arousing! 😳

    Posted by cpsingleton42 | February 6, 2016, 6:19 pm
  3. Blame the cat. Always blame the fucking cat. But, be prepared for the typical feline poker face.

    Posted by robertlarrywhite1313 | February 9, 2016, 4:01 pm
  4. Or the porpoise!

    Posted by cpsingleton42 | February 9, 2016, 4:27 pm

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