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No. 3001


Don’t Psychoanalysis Him You Won’t Like Him When He’s Psychoanalysed. By CpSingleton © 2016
He’s the youngest, 

Middle and 

Eldest child.

What do think of that Mr. Lecter?

Can’t be categorised can he?

You try and stuff him 

Into triangular holes;

Grabbing him by 

His fat feet as you

Push his protesting face

Repeatedly downwards.

You drop him after fifty attempts,

Before snatching for 

Your crumbling text books:

I see you rubbing your chins

Whilst grumbling the following…

Introverted extrovert.

Pessimistic optimist.

Aggressive pacifist. 

Serious idiot.

Cynical romantic.

Organised mess.

Frustrated, you throw your bible 

Into the blazing fire.

Psychology can do that to folk. 

Worry not.

About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


11 thoughts on “No. 3001

  1. Psychology can be your best friend or enemy. Sometimes knowing things, empirical or not, is a burden.

    Posted by LionAroundWriting | February 8, 2016, 5:45 pm
  2. I’ll respond as soon as I consult Freud and Jung. Another good read. Here I thought you were just another not so pretty face.

    Posted by Tosha Michelle | February 8, 2016, 7:31 pm
  3. Eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

    Posted by robertlarrywhite1313 | February 11, 2016, 1:35 am
  4. I do hope you aren’t telling Tosha to do that, Larry. You know she will!!! I still fear for Niles!

    Posted by cpsingleton42 | February 11, 2016, 1:36 am

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