if you are not familiar with Cockney Rhyming Slang you may have to look on google to work out what the bloody hell this geezer is rabbiting on about! By the way: there is one deliberate mistake for those who do know that stupid language! Lol
You are Having a Girraffe! By CpSingleton © 2014
Well, would you Adam and Eve it!
I’m only catching a bit of Sooty n Sweep
When my mince pies spotted
A bloody great flipper attached to
Mi old Bill Oddie!
At first I was in a right two and eight!
I mean, how was I gunna git darn the apples and pears with no plates of meat!?
I tried to wake the trouble and strife but she was Cilla Black! I’m not rhyming, she was bleeding Cilla Black!
Summat was mugging me off!!
I started to panic, din I!
What would I do…
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