A Pain in The Gluteus! By CpSingleton © 2015
There’s a muscle in my rear
I didn’t know I had,
Until I overworked the blighter,
Now it’s hurting me real bad!!
I can’t sit for all the throbbing
And walking is a task.
I would like someone to look at it,
But who the hell d’ya ask?!
Is there a specialist to go to?
A posterior looky-nurse?
Next time I’ll build up slowly,
Rushing bum muscle is a curse!
Let this be a lesson to all
You budding ath-el-etes:
Don’t rush to push yer Gluteus!
Take care of your soft seats!