Rocky wakes up a Merman! By CpSingleton © 2014
Rocky wakes up in his emperor-sized eighties bed. A Soda-Stream sits on the bedside table. Bright summer sun slices through the thick drapes (or curtains if he was a Yorkshire Rocky!), highlighting Rocky’s rippling physique.
Rocky opens his eyes, yawns and leans across to press the square button on the Soda-Stream. Seven times.
Yo, Adrian, I really like to get busy with the fizzy in a morning.
(calls from the bathroom)
That’s good Rocky. I got the new Irn Bru flavour from the store yesterday.
Oh, Adrian! You are the best! I love that Irish drink.
Rocky excitedly sits up and spins to get out of the bed.
He sees a shimmering flipper!
ADRIAN!! Adrian!!! Yo Adrian!! I’ve got fish legs!!! ADRIANNNNN!!
Adrian rushes in, tears in her eyes!
Oh Rocky! What are you…
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