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No. 157.8

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Kirk Gets Flippers. By CpSingleton © 2014

Captain’s log. Star date 767472.
After answering a distress signal. Coming from the region of space only known as .The Gaping Chasm of Despair and Death. An area which very little is known about. Myself and all my senior crew left the Enterprise together. Leaving the ship in the good hands of a trainee. And McCoy’s three year old love child to a Feltesian Babboon. His name was Bob.
We arrived on the planet during some sort of festivity. Girls in. Tight tops were. Everywhere. It looked like. Saturday night. In Leeds.
Before long the whole crew was legless. In the most literal way possible. Legless. Without legs. We all had flippers. The only one who looked good was Aurururo. She looked. Like an angel.
I looked. Like a pratt.
The tight-top girls had disappeared. Presumed purchasing kebab. And chips.
After biting a…

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About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


2 thoughts on “No. 157.8

  1. This is classified information. After landing on the Sea of Tranquility, Neil Armstrong set up communications with Buzz Aldrin, who had scurried undetected by NASA Mission Control to the Dark Side of the Moon. There, he captured images, on Mars, through a first-generation Hubbell telescope of Mermaids and Mermen, and what appeared to be the birthing process of their flipperless offspring. The NASA Illuminati deny this discovery, similar to the US Government’s closure the unsolved Kennedy assassination. Further, the Apollo 11 Mission thus proved a theorem that water exists on The Red Planet. An unsubstantiated leak from the CIA purportedly came from The Bilderberg Group. I can say no more. Cheers!!

    Posted by robertlarrywhite1313 | February 21, 2016, 7:28 pm

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