Kirk Gets Flippers. By CpSingleton © 2014
Captain’s log. Star date 767472.
After answering a distress signal. Coming from the region of space only known as .The Gaping Chasm of Despair and Death. An area which very little is known about. Myself and all my senior crew left the Enterprise together. Leaving the ship in the good hands of a trainee. And McCoy’s three year old love child to a Feltesian Babboon. His name was Bob.
We arrived on the planet during some sort of festivity. Girls in. Tight tops were. Everywhere. It looked like. Saturday night. In Leeds.
Before long the whole crew was legless. In the most literal way possible. Legless. Without legs. We all had flippers. The only one who looked good was Aurururo. She looked. Like an angel.
I looked. Like a pratt.
The tight-top girls had disappeared. Presumed purchasing kebab. And chips.
After biting a…
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