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“Friday is Monday”

I know that I usually have a moment on a Friday where I wish to share with you all a selection of facts and figures, but “scientists” have discovered that if I swap it with Monday then I will live a more fulfilled life. So, here we go:

1) Books were first invented as a way of passing the time until television was invented. And/or to burn in the name of free speech. 

2) scientists have discovered that due to the flimsy molecular structure of marshmallows they can be utilised as foodstuffs.

3) Recent internet surveys state that 83%of all Americans, and indeed those who especially live in the US of A think that “Trump” will be the next president of the galactic empire and are already shopping neighbours as rebel scum.

4) NASA astronomers are 100% positive that the earth was once part of an alien conspiracy where they are in fact testing our abilities  to ascertain asininity.

5) Parapsychologists at Leicester University are recently quoted to saying that Magick and Magic are two very different things. One involves copious amounts of self-tan and small skirts and the other requires an open mind and a candle or two.

6) There is a poll taken by “The Guardian”, London, that concludes that if you want the whole world to believe any old shit on the internet then use quotation marks and/or that “scientists” now believe whatever crap you are trying to peddle to the masses.



About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


9 thoughts on ““Friday is Monday”

  1. How dare you spread these lies! 3. is absolutely not 83 percent; it is 84 percent. It was just updated. Try to keep up. And 4. is no longer accurate, as they had to go back to the drawing board to design a device which could measure much higher degrees of asininity. Come on, man, if you are going to keep us informed, check your sources. Then double and triple check. This is very important.

    Posted by Justice&Humanity | March 7, 2016, 2:42 pm
  2. “This was a really wonderful and informative piece”

    Posted by Tosha Michelle | March 7, 2016, 2:49 pm

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