I liked the sweeter side of you better. Sigh. It was nice while it lasted.. Edgy CP is back in full poetic glory. I have years of those days you refer to in your poem. YEARS!
Christ on a stick! I can’t fecking win with you!!
I offer you my soul and you rip it pieces. I show my arse and you want it covered up!
What other options do I fecking have!!
Feck off! 😉
I like your soul. I’ve never seen your “arse” I’m sure it’s lovely. Grumble McDoodle. From now on, I’m going to sweet you to death! Starting in 1….2….3..Dear sir, what an amazing blog you have here. Your poetry is so diverse and interesting. One minute, you’re licking a jolly stick, the next you’re putting Christ on it and then you’re sticking where the sun doesn’t shine. That’s true talent. You’re awfully rude to your fans though. I suppose you can get away with it because you’re so charming. Until next time, our paths cross I’ll be dreaming of your words and plotting to kidnap you Misery style. See ya.
I can see you with a sledgehammer!
I’m only rude to you.
And it’s only because if I wasn’t you would fear for my sanity. As if you don’t already!! Haha.
If we were sweet to other the world would surely know it’s time had arrived.
You know I love you. I don’t need to say it on WP,
Nearly time for my champers and cigarette.
Oh so now you love me. Whatever. I’ve already cancel the caterers and the preacher. Ha. I hope no one actually reads our conversations. They would have us committed. I love you too, ya asshole. You’re becoming a good friend. Thank feck as you would say there’s an ocean between us. I shudder to think of the shenanigans we would get into if there wasn’t. I’ll always be your wing man.
You’ve cancelled them?!
I a million guests coming from all over the world!!
Jim Morrison is doing a come back just for us!
You are one mad mofo!
But what would I do without your snarkiness?!
Piffle to oceans.
OK. It’s back on. It will be the snarkfest of the century.
Fuck the sun. And, fuck those annoying coronal mass ejections.
My earlier sentiments entirely!!
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