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No. 3050

  
   
 

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About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.

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10 thoughts on “No. 3050

  1. I liked the sweeter side of you better. Sigh. It was nice while it lasted.. Edgy CP is back in full poetic glory. I have years of those days you refer to in your poem. YEARS!

    Posted by Tosha Michelle | March 17, 2016, 6:23 pm
    • Christ on a stick! I can’t fecking win with you!!
      I offer you my soul and you rip it pieces. I show my arse and you want it covered up!
      What other options do I fecking have!!
      Feck off! 😉

      Posted by cpsingleton42 | March 17, 2016, 6:27 pm
      • I like your soul. I’ve never seen your “arse” I’m sure it’s lovely. Grumble McDoodle. From now on, I’m going to sweet you to death! Starting in 1….2….3..Dear sir, what an amazing blog you have here. Your poetry is so diverse and interesting. One minute, you’re licking a jolly stick, the next you’re putting Christ on it and then you’re sticking where the sun doesn’t shine. That’s true talent. You’re awfully rude to your fans though. I suppose you can get away with it because you’re so charming. Until next time, our paths cross I’ll be dreaming of your words and plotting to kidnap you Misery style. See ya.

        Posted by Tosha Michelle | March 17, 2016, 6:49 pm
      • I can see you with a sledgehammer!
        I’m only rude to you.
        And it’s only because if I wasn’t you would fear for my sanity. As if you don’t already!! Haha.
        If we were sweet to other the world would surely know it’s time had arrived.
        You know I love you. I don’t need to say it on WP,
        Ya wassock!
        Nearly time for my champers and cigarette.

        Posted by cpsingleton42 | March 17, 2016, 7:19 pm
      • Oh so now you love me. Whatever. I’ve already cancel the caterers and the preacher. Ha. I hope no one actually reads our conversations. They would have us committed. I love you too, ya asshole. You’re becoming a good friend. Thank feck as you would say there’s an ocean between us. I shudder to think of the shenanigans we would get into if there wasn’t. I’ll always be your wing man.

        Posted by Tosha Michelle | March 17, 2016, 7:25 pm
      • You’ve cancelled them?!
        I a million guests coming from all over the world!!
        Jim Morrison is doing a come back just for us!
        Reconsider!!
        Haha
        You are one mad mofo!
        But what would I do without your snarkiness?!
        Piffle to oceans.

        Posted by cpsingleton42 | March 17, 2016, 9:35 pm
      • OK. It’s back on. It will be the snarkfest of the century.

        Posted by Tosha Michelle | March 17, 2016, 11:19 pm
  2. Yay! Knobhead!

    Posted by cpsingleton42 | March 17, 2016, 11:25 pm
  3. Fuck the sun. And, fuck those annoying coronal mass ejections.

    Posted by robertlarrywhite1313 | March 18, 2016, 12:18 am
  4. My earlier sentiments entirely!!

    Posted by cpsingleton42 | March 18, 2016, 12:31 am

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