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No. 3069

A Secret Message To An Idiot. By CpSingleton © 2016

What am I supposed to write if it isn’t already in my head?!


Words and pictures appear and then I try my best to translate.

If you don’t get it it’s not my fault.

Are you stupid or something?

It’s not like I’m writing in Mayan.

I’m not gonna change it, 

Just because you haven’t the mental capacity,

You heavy-browed, Trump throwback 

Slack faced, shit for brains!

I don’t have racist scenarios in my head!

I don’t have the belittling of any people’s,

Nor any religions!

I don’t even slag off Man U

And I’m a Whites fan through and through.

Well not too much anyway.

So, I tell you this one last time.

If you don’t like my stuff

Then you best get away from the pen,

Or the pad and especially my site.

You backwards thinking, gimp mask wearing, idle-minded, flump-fumbling fool.

Peace out! 


About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


14 thoughts on “No. 3069

  1. I hear you…don’t fret

    Posted by niqniqbanks | March 28, 2016, 6:10 pm
  2. Yeah! That’s telling ‘im!

    Posted by Justice&Humanity | March 28, 2016, 6:22 pm
  3. Did someone poke the bear? Tell it, bro. You should be able to write yours truth and fiction without dissension. Although, I do think sometimes dissension is good. Art should make people feel and shake us up.

    Posted by Tosha Michelle | March 28, 2016, 6:22 pm

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© C.p.Singleton, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Don't make me have to take the shirt off your whipped back if you break the rules! I will you know! Us writing folk work hard to make rubbish up for you to enjoy, so don't abuse or you lose! Tha's right!

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