Chico The Rainmaker. By CpSingleton © 2015
There’s a guy underneath my window
Who swishes like a car in rain.
He stands there on the nicest days,
Chico really is a pain!
I immediately think it’s wet out, so
Put on my Pac-a-mac
I welly up and grab my brolly
In preparation for attack.
When I step through the doorway
The sun is shining bright!
It gives the neighbours such a giggle
They assume my brain’s not right!
Whenever I confront the fool,
As my agitation starts to stew,
He says he’s really sorry, but
It’s the only impression he can do.
He says he’s tried to do a dry car and
A passing flying aeroplane, but
It just sounds like he’s hissing
Each single time he tries in vain.
He doesn’t seem a bad bloke,
He actually seems quite jolly.
Therefore I’ll leave him under my window and
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