Cut me in half, if you have to, and
You’ll find a White Rose in bloom.
It’s petals so vibrantly alive,
It would brighten all and every room!
You see, I’m a Yorkshire-man and
Bloody fiercely proud!
I’d stumble up any cobbled street
Shouting those words out aloud.
We’ve given you puddings,
Tarts and gallons of beer.
Talented actresses like Judy Dench
To cause yer eyes to tear.
Writers ten a penny have
Written volumes about these lands.
We have ar own dialect
That no bugger understands!
It’s the biggest county in England
Tha’s no one to beat that!
We’ve had some’t finest men
To wield a willow bat!
Monty Python did a sketch,
It were proper funny.
It’s bloody grim when it rains, but
By heck, when it’s sunny!
It’s god’s county wi’out a doubt,
Its green and lush and mine!
Tha’s nowt better when I’ve bin away
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