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No. 3080

Surgery For Release. By CpSingleton © 2016

There’s a scalpel and a bone saw on the table adjacent to me. 

Watch out!! 

I’m going to open up my skull!

It needs this.

It yearns to be aired out.

It’s been too long.

Don’t squeal as I pick up the shiny scalpel and flip off my scalp. It will hurt you far more than it does me.

Hush…a little blood-letting is part of the process. And a big part of the fun.

Now for the saw.

This is the difficult part of the procedure…slowly…slowly…release the monkey…annnnnnddddd…we’re OFF!

Now…run to the back of the operating room, quick!

The suffragettes are coming to tie you to sofas.

Can you hear the singing of the spring chickens?

Up the tempo they must go and

Down to Marylebone Station with the korma and the guest handkerchief.

Colour are flowing now! 

Such profound, marvellous hues of cobalt and scarlet; gingle and jabe!

How am I feeling? You ask.

Like a feather boa is now my spine and I’m feeling fine.

Fank you!

My breathing is less stilted as the quick brown fox denies his existence.

Not to me, to you, to me, to you.

You look worried. Rellllllax!

This is the new line to scotsguard open and I don’t need a capital letter. It’s alllllll fine now.

I can feel the wellies been taken off my soul.

Damn! Gotta go! My brothers ringing.

To idle pip.


About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


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© C.p.Singleton, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Don't make me have to take the shirt off your whipped back if you break the rules! I will you know! Us writing folk work hard to make rubbish up for you to enjoy, so don't abuse or you lose! Tha's right!

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