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No. 1016

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Dearest Koalemos! By CpSingleton © 2015

Each time my mouth slips

A wasp flies in to bite my tongue.

Do I see an ethereal wagging finger, or

An awakened mind to lessons?

If the latter,

Why can’t I cut the idiotic words short

Before the floppy appendage wafts

Them into this reality’s existence?

Is it because I’m a clown suit

Over a child’s body?

Each flop-flippety step

A mine field for my throat.

Dearest Koalemos, why

Doth you run throughout

My veins with such a

Reckless carefree attitude?!

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I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.

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6 thoughts on “No. 1016

  1. Clever, love the title, ha-ha! The image is perfect too! Ah, this is the God I should be praying to, the God of Stupidity! Yes thank you, “seek and you shall find”, hahahaha! Okay, the following is a fabulous couple of lines that totally made me smile, not that the rest didn’t I’ll have you know,

    “Is it because I’m a clown suit
    Over a child’s body?”

    Splendid imagery. Thank you for a great laugh this morning! ~ Mia

    Posted by Copper Cranes | April 21, 2016, 5:23 pm
    • Glad to be of service!!
      I have shit-shoddy memory, and a filthy mouth, so forget what I write very quickly. I find it a bonus when I come across something I’ve written. It’s new all over again.
      On the downside I have to be careful not to repeat myself.
      Glad to be of service!!
      I have shit-shoddy memory, and a filthy mouth, so forget what I write very quickly. I find it a bonus when I come across something I’ve written. It’s new all over again.
      On the downside I have to be careful not to repeat myself.
      SEEE!!
      All the best for the weekend!

      Posted by cpsingleton42 | April 22, 2016, 7:53 pm
      • I’m laughing so hard right now you have no idea. “It’s new all over again.” Ha-ha, exactly! Once written it has left my mind kind of permanently. Actually, I have such limited storage space, in my mind that is, thank god there is a save button, otherwise I would be hopelessly lost. Please don’t worry about a filthy mouth, I never do. I never do. I never do.

        I’m so glad you’re NOT like all the rest, you have the 7th sense! Enjoy your weekend too. ~ Mia

        Posted by Copper Cranes | April 22, 2016, 9:32 pm
      • Don’t tell anyone, and if you do I’ll deny it, because I won’t remember saying it, I write because of my deplorable memory.
        Oddly, I’m good at quizzes! I, however, have to hypnotised and or drunk to compete adequately.
        Fank fuck for that! Haha
        And you!
        Chris.

        Posted by cpsingleton42 | April 22, 2016, 11:26 pm
      • You’re very welcome. Don’t worry, no one talks to me, ever! So your secret is safe *thinking with half-smile*! ~ Mia

        Posted by Copper Cranes | April 23, 2016, 2:51 am
  2. I’m sure that’s not entirely true!
    I bet you have lots of personalities who converse! Haha

    Chris.

    Posted by cpsingleton42 | April 23, 2016, 12:08 pm

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