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No. 3095

Nowt’s As It Seems. By CpSingleton © 2016

Humper-thump dumper 

A-siggley dee,

Release the fandango 

Nearest to me.

Waltz it to Barnsley 

Whence it first came 

This is the preview of

Sasquatch and same.
Inside an apple 

Working to time 

Is a blind bungle

Without a rhyme.

He talks to the geffin 

Who has one blue eye

The other is wobbly

And stares at the sky.
You’re maybe a wonderin’

Where this might all lead.

Is is a moral?

A proverb? A seed?

If I was to tell you,

Hushed tones in my voice,

They came from neither,

Not even a choice.
This is me prattling,

With hungover head.

I’ve not even eaten,

Nor got out of bed.

I’ve released the crackpot,

The wibbler or words,

Down will come Mary,

The vicar and birds.
Sometimes I do this 

Other times I don’t.

You may see the differing dodo

Though most times you won’t.

This is a mere peek in

To a field full of screams 

Where dollies like ginger and

Nowt’s as it seems.


About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


4 thoughts on “No. 3095

  1. “Blind bungle”? Are you calling me names? Hahaha.

    Posted by Justice&Humanity | April 17, 2016, 5:56 pm
  2. Are effeminate bears hairy? I’m not, mind you. Just wondering.

    Posted by Justice&Humanity | April 17, 2016, 8:00 pm

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