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No. 3079


Picture is indeed of me on a tiny island in the middle of the Indian Ocean during a mental storm. The tent you see is really a broken parasol, smashed by the fierce wind, that I fashioned into a tent!

Send me BACK! 

Bring Him Back! By CpSingleton © 2016

I need something to charge my bean!

There was a person once.

That person who didn’t just throw caution to the wind

He took a fucking great run up,

Spun his arm around like an early airplane rotor,

And lobbed it bastard HARD! 

I need him back.

I’ve looked in the mirror.

I see him.

A little older, but it’s still him.

Still crazy Chris inside the glass.

He continues to imagine he’s on stage whenever he picks up the air mic and sings.

He forever bends imaginary strings like Slash or Tony Iommi whilst falling to his knees, but

He doesn’t just “Fuck it! Let’s go!”

Like he once did.

Come back, ya divine buffoon!

Drag me by the neck to golden adventures,

To places thick with mystery’s fog.

Plant me on an island in the Indian Ocean where hell breaks 

For a few hours and images of Wilson

Fill my giggling head.

He’s being replaced by a voice that mumbles

“Be careful what you wish for.”

Bring on the aliens and the dragons to kick his monotones to fuck.

I NEED the adventurous one back!


About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


3 thoughts on “No. 3079

  1. OK at least we now have confirmation that the one that Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest was totally about you

    Posted by Tosha Michelle | April 19, 2016, 6:20 pm

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© C.p.Singleton, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Don't make me have to take the shirt off your whipped back if you break the rules! I will you know! Us writing folk work hard to make rubbish up for you to enjoy, so don't abuse or you lose! Tha's right!

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