Time. By CpSingleton © 2014
She surprised me with her acumen.
Mine was Argos, £2.50.
It was bought on advice from mother
Who was always rather thrifty.
It told the right time twice a day,
The other hours were pure conjecture.
It was alright for a free spirit, but
I missed out on every lecture.
I also missed out on girls,
They tend to dislike waiting around.
Punctuality is their big thing
I have unfortunately found.
Yes, I could change the watch and
Purchase something of more use.
However I have grown used to loneliness and
The females unique style of verbal abuse.
So, until I find a girl out there
Who doesn’t moan at me being late,
I’ll watch the the second arm’s lack of movement and
Dream of a happy date.