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No.  3095

My Onion Gravy Ditty. By CpSingleton © 2016

Onion gravy, onion gravy

Makes a straight bonce

Nice and wavy!

Pour it on your mash potatey

Eat alone or invite a matey.

Either way a smile will spread

Whence that taste gets

In…

Your…

Heeeeead.

Onion gravy, onion gravy,

It’s the bee’s balllarrrrsssss.

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About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.

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20 thoughts on “No.  3095

  1. Whatever! I still say you made it up. That’s you on that video disguising your voice. All other respectable British people are like what? Onion gravy??? Wow. Soft and sweet didn’t last long.

    Posted by Tosha Michelle | May 1, 2016, 2:16 pm
  2. is onion gravy a real thing? do irish people eat it?

    Posted by hczzz | May 1, 2016, 3:01 pm
  3. just kidding lol i love all men and all gravies

    Posted by hczzz | May 1, 2016, 5:01 pm
    • Another bloody hussy! Haha
      Tosha knows me well enough to know I only joke in such matters.
      In fact that’s wrong: in ALL matters! HAHA
      And now you do too.
      To be fair I haven’t met an Irishman that hasn’t made me laugh. Good people.

      Posted by cpsingleton42 | May 1, 2016, 5:08 pm
  4. Heather’s not kidding. She’s done all men and all gravies. Kidding. Heather is my boo. Chris is my boo. I have many boos

    Posted by Tosha Michelle | May 1, 2016, 5:37 pm

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