The Rise of Johnson Whickertooth. By CpSingleton © 2014
Do so let me introduce myself,
My moniker is Johnson Whickertooth.
I write plays for the high class crowd,
That way I can stand aloof.
The last play that I penned was
Written in one soggy afternoon.
It will be performed the weekend next.
To the sound of a marching tune.
To The Braying Of The Mule-Monkey
Is a genius title, don’t you think?
It tells the tale of Ingmus Wanglestein and
His terrible battle with the drink.
The lead, Grimble Sparsoc, is
An actor beyond reproach!
He understood the message
Without need for me to coach.
I sense awards and knighthoods,
The world will sing my name!
Remember: Johnson Whickertooth
And you will sing the same!