It makes me feel so happy.
Especially when I’m not prepared
I am such a lovely chappy!
I can be walking in the park, or
Shopping in the town, then
From nowhere my voice’ll scream,
To push away my frown.
SURPRISE! I will holler,
Giving me a massive thrill.
The other shoppers look around and
Some stop and stand stock still.
They don’t seem to fully understand
That I’m not completely mad.
It’s just nice of me to surprise me
When I’m feeling down or sad.
Try it when you’re feeling glum,
No matter where you might be.
A quick SURPRISE will do the trick
And completely set you free.
NB: though don’t try during a funeral service or the in the cinema, nor while you are carrying hot beverages, or landing a 747 on a short runway.