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Good news, bad news and what the FECK is the world about.

I go away for a couple of days; see my grandson and get massive, joyful hugs; a top literary agent says that Merlin is well written and would I send her the full book; England, Russian and French hooligans mar the Euros and only England and Russia get penalised -not saying they shouldn’t, the imbeciles, but fairs fair-; and lastly, and most terrible, another mass shooting of innocent people in Orlando.

My thoughts go to all the dead, injured and their families.

Trump needs to shut his stupid mouth and USA needs to look at their gun laws, written in another era, and sort itself.

Banning guns won’t stop it, hell, we’ve had nutters in Britain, but you can count ours on one hand: do the maths!

You would probably need a good audience’s hands for the US’s.

That’s not healthy.

Also, what the exact fook, USA!? A guy RAPES an unconscious girl behind a dumpster and gets months and not years because he’s suffering!?!?

Seriously?! He needs his balls removing without anaesthetic!

So does the bloody judge and the monster’s parents!

If that was a minority, he would be away for life!!

As his parents they should be teaching him that he’s done wrong and should be punished, but they will help him get better. Not complaining that the decorating is being neglected because their sicko son is hurting!

What about the victim!!!???

That poor girl and her parents.

Big shoot out to the guys who found him and captured him for the inept justice system.

Hope you are all well.

 I wanted to ask that you urge the universe to persuade the agent to like the rest of Merlin, but I really want you to urge it to see sense.

Because it makes sod all to me.

Here’s a little poster that should at least bring a smile on a world full of hate.

Peace out.


About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


5 thoughts on “Good news, bad news and what the FECK is the world about.

  1. What is this picture crap? No laughs for me? I have to live in this place! This sick friggin place that you are complaining about. Where’s my laughs, damn it?

    Posted by Justice&Humanity | June 13, 2016, 12:20 pm
  2. Pretty much.

    Posted by Tosha Michelle | June 13, 2016, 5:29 pm

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