It is the day before the BIG bullshit election…I have been swayed and dismayed by both non arguments…
And I am now back to undecided, after further investigation, therefore I am standing for the “Does it Fecking Matter, As The Choice Is Only To make Us Feel Like We Have One Anyway?” Party.
It is my party and I have a second in my friend Sharon Tordoff
Therefore, VOTE FOR ME and I promise feck all!
Though I may give you a hug, as research states that it’s good for lifting the spirits.