The Nutty Notion. By CpSingleton © 2014
In a corrosive cavern west of Cork
Lives a loopy lady and a stork.
She has a thought: a nutty notion,
To set a pervasive plan in motion.
It will take a vast amount of superior skill and
Cunning craft for her to fulfil
The devious destiny she has set.
No hateful human will ever forget.
First she must cautiously catch a mermaid child,
Notoriously nasty and and wantonly wild,
Then magickly make it fall in love,
With some silly sod from far above.
There was a teeny-tiny faulty flaw.
The Mer-folk had gone! On Earth no more.
They’d moved to Neptune where they were free!
To saunter and swim in its vast green sea!
No more humungous human pests,
With their “AHOY”s and big life vests.
No stupid, steel submarines,
Spying on their mer-folk scenes!
They had gone and the sorceress…
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