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No. 3167

Morning Mind Sees A Word. By CpSingleton © 2016 

Incey wincey spider-man 

Sitting in a trap.

Keep your legs and elbows in,

There’s a clever chap.

Along came the garden gnome

To wash up all the rain.

Listen to the sacre bleus 

Running round my brain.

Here we go! Here we go

The manic marvel comic kids

Playing in the snow.

Here we go! Here we go

Tickle me a trout, my dear,

Watch my feathers grow.

Beasty weasty bokkle dog

Sitting on the beach.

His champers and his lobster mash

Are perched just out of reach.

When along came a tidal wave

To push it to his paws.

Oops a daisy, ain’t it crazy?

What’s behind the Doors

Que sera! Que sera

Doris is singing like queen 

Laying on my car

Que sera! Que sera

Isn’t it fun to be the one

To push the nonsense far.

Biddledy bop! Biddledy bop

I’m here again, quite insane

Like a Barnsley chop.

Biddledy bop! Biddledy bop.

The time is rolling up my friend,

So this is where I’ll stop. Stop!


About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


4 thoughts on “No. 3167

  1. “Incey wincey” or “inky winky,” as I’ve also heard it? Just in case someone wants to look at the variations in these lines from childhood.

    Posted by Jnana Hodson | August 21, 2016, 11:49 am

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© C.p.Singleton, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Don't make me have to take the shirt off your whipped back if you break the rules! I will you know! Us writing folk work hard to make rubbish up for you to enjoy, so don't abuse or you lose! Tha's right!

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