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No. 613

I must come back to the old prof another time. He’s very wise indeedio!

Madstoffa's crunchy house!


CHOCOLATE IS EVIL! By Prof. Worgspurt Satchingrove Jnr. © CpSingleton © 2014

Chocolate, despite popular demand and opinion, is not good or clever.
It is damn right evil.
It sits in its little colourful wrapper and plots the downfall of man.
We treat it right!
We feed it nuts and fruit and celebrate its diversities: milk, white, dark, fruity, darker, nutty, darker still, fruit and nut, caramel, darkest, wafer, so dark that light is sucked in and lost and coconut.
We make it into cakes, breads, cream puddings, drinks, ice creams, and even special effects for films!
We pack it gently and place it delicately on comfy shelving.
What do we get in return?
That’s what!
I have categoric proof that chocolate had a hand in the 1836 Battle of Dingly-dell, the Coming of Arms of The Crinkly Whelk of Summersville…

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About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


8 thoughts on “No. 613

  1. He is very wise isn’t he? Was he the fourth wise man who said, “I don’t know why you’re bothering going lads, nothing’ll come of it!”?

    Posted by Trenton Babbage Enterprises | September 2, 2016, 3:56 pm
  2. True indeed

    Posted by Silent~Dugood | September 2, 2016, 10:21 pm
  3. Lol Fanks.

    Posted by cpsingleton42 | September 6, 2016, 4:04 am

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