I must come back to the old prof another time. He’s very wise indeedio!
CHOCOLATE IS EVIL! By Prof. Worgspurt Satchingrove Jnr. © CpSingleton © 2014
Chocolate, despite popular demand and opinion, is not good or clever.
It is damn right evil.
It sits in its little colourful wrapper and plots the downfall of man.
We treat it right!
We feed it nuts and fruit and celebrate its diversities: milk, white, dark, fruity, darker, nutty, darker still, fruit and nut, caramel, darkest, wafer, so dark that light is sucked in and lost and coconut.
We make it into cakes, breads, cream puddings, drinks, ice creams, and even special effects for films!
We pack it gently and place it delicately on comfy shelving.
What do we get in return?
WHAT DO WE GET?!
I have categoric proof that chocolate had a hand in the 1836 Battle of Dingly-dell, the Coming of Arms of The Crinkly Whelk of Summersville…
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