I wonder if they bury you with your socks on?
I’m hoping that they do.
Us men grow fond of our feet covers
In and out of wearing shoes.
During sex they keep our feet all cosy, but
Women don’t see the fun.
Then there’s wearing whites in sandals
As we stroll in the summer sun.
Some men, who are supreme multi-taskers
Wear them as they bathe
You may scoff, but would not believe
The good time that you save.
So, you see, socks are blessed by the gods and
I want them honoured when I go.
Therefore if anyone cares, I want two pairs and
Please make sure they glow