Time To Waste?! By CpSingleton © 2014
Oh my lord, mi leg fell off!
Turned around n fell right off!
Don’t recall a sneeze or cough.
No angry PORG of disgruntled toff,
Just me, on mi own, not even a moth!
I suppose I better go to’t docs.
He just tutted at mi loss!
‘Didn’t seem to give a toss!
Like, he’s got two, so he’s the boss!
He said, ‘why the long face like a hoss?
Said I should be grateful, becoss,
I now had double the socks!
I looked down and saw the proof,
This strange, old doctor told the truth!
Two legs can make a brain aloof,
I still had one, two eyes, a mooth.
I’d write a piece! A kind of spoof!
That would make more sense?!
So this is what I have done and did.
I can, at last, put on the lid!
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