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Short no. Samhain Loving (1)

Making The Perfect Male. By CpSingleton © 2016

Witch Ursula didn’t have much luck with men. It could be the giant wart that protruded from her nose; it may also be that she was allergic to most perfume potions; even love potions had no effect on the men she aimed them at.

Then, as she was chatting about her problem at Samhain, with fellow witches, Witch Glenda came up with a wonderful solution to her problem.

‘I’ve come across an ancient spell that may help,’ Glenda told Ursula. ‘But, I’ve never actually tried it myself.’

‘What is it?’ Ursula asked, with eyes dancing with enthusiasm and the flames from the nearby fire.

‘It was a potion used at the dawn of time to create the perfect male.’ Glenda told her. ‘I found it whilst visiting the old world.’

‘Why wasn’t it used then?’

‘Apparently, or so the legends go, the warlocks of old feared the outcome and buried it deep in the mountain Ga-ar.’

‘How did you get it?’

‘Their was an earthquake and lots of old scrolls were found. I haven’t been able to decipher the other scrolls, but I have this one.’

‘What is it supposed to create?’ Ursula asked, thoroughly intrigued.

‘If I’m correct: the potion will create a male who will listen intently, see past flaws, smell the blossom of a woman and have the touch of a god!’

‘Is this so?!’

‘It is.’

‘Can I see the scroll?’ Ursula asked in an excited whisper?’

‘You can. I will bring it to your cottage the morrow.’

About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


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