Whacka-whacka, straw and cheese,
Kiss the paper before you sneeze.
Wave it; take it; how they tease!
This is how the wheel turns round.
Clickety-clackety, marmite jam,
Nietzsche, Plato, son of spam,
Standing small on Hoover Dam,
Making wavickles of sound.
Crunching, munching, clapping backs,
Swearing, tearing, reversing tracks,
Show the world: nah, fook that!
Ipso facto: that’s a fact.
History, mystery, learning nowt.
Buy the ticket from the tout.
Watch Mary Pop, then leave a doubt
For goodness in the kiddie pact.
Spoonfuls, moon pulls, old men die
In the forests where they lie.
They win no wars, nor ask why.
Yet still I rock as tears go by:
Whackaty, clackety, munching, history…gone?
Happy World Kindness Day everyone!