– The top three heads of state are not Lizards or aliens, as some theorists claim, they are just humans in funny suits. Their purpose is to smile like they have pooh on their philtrum and to ride white swans across the bellies of giant worker monkeys. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just plain silly.
– politics isn’t in fact a word rooted in the Greek for cities, communities or the citizens within. It’s derived from the ancient practice of tickling the pole of the alpha male of the group to worm your way to the top of the chain.
Btw: don’t be coarse! The pole was the ornate stick he tippy-tapped about the city with and not his phallus! Honestly! Your mothers would be shamed.