– the above picture is neither a froggy fashion faux pas, nor the new Beats for amphibians by Dr Dre. It is a statement. You see, French frogs and snails have, in recent years, become sick to the back slimy bits of being cooked in garlic butter and have, therefore, embarked on a campaign to highlight their plight. The frogs aren’t the cleverest and the snails not the loudest, therefore the snails whisper the manifesto into the frog’s lugs and the croaky chappies regurgitate the policies and plans to the media. It’s ingenious really.