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Flash no. Hi

A Letter From A Visitor by CpSingleton © 2016

Dear life forms,
I write to you with good will and three guts full to the brim with yakka-yakka juice.

Do you have such a gift on your world?

If not, I bring a good supply and you’ll thank me to your nearest neutron star and back. If you escape its immense gravitational pull, of course. If you don’t you won’t mind too much.

You see, the juice delivers a gentle massage to all of your most vital nerve endings that is most pleasurable.

If you don’t have any vital nerve endings then it will gift you a couple of thousand of its own. It did to my birth giver’s birth giver after she had all of hers deadened by a bronchial storm three seasons back.

She’s not looked back since.

Well, only when not reversing the boosha into its static space, of course. She wouldn’t want to scuff her expensive paint job, would she?!

The best thing about it, as opposed to groucha juice, is that it won’t feel like you have a sixteen legged Goota Swarm having a pink fit in your stomachs and your head organ being poked at by an angry Nun the next day. Do you have Nun or Goota Swarms on your world?

Oh, wait! I’m nearing your moon. I’ll check on your wordy box.

NO WAY! Your nuns are nothing like ours! Ours seem friendlier by the flashing pictorials I have just watched. Humph! Who would have wondered. Not me.

Right, I’ll be at your world in three minutes. I suppose I best be discreet. I’ll meet you in one of those darker spots.

Don’t be getting any wild ideas though! Last time I popped over some flumpton started screaming something about probing. Not my style at all. I prefer a little five play first.

See you in a nanosecond,


Gilferad Munglepeeps.

About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


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© C.p.Singleton, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Don't make me have to take the shirt off your whipped back if you break the rules! I will you know! Us writing folk work hard to make rubbish up for you to enjoy, so don't abuse or you lose! Tha's right!

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