A Ditty For The Rhythm-less by CpSingleton © 2015
I sadly have no rhythm;
I move in eight/nine.
I stagger in a zigzag and
Not in a straight line.
I tried a brand new walk once:
I looked like I had no knees.
The ladies didn’t stand in awe:
They spent too much time in tease.
I think it’s because of the fact that
I was born with two left feet.
They throw me around the dance floor
like a lion with raw meat.
I did try learning dance once:
The teacher threw up her hands.
It’s hard been such a baby camel!
No straight walker understands.
So, if you see coming towards and
The iPod’s set play.
Take this as a warning and
Stay the hell away!