Be a Santa, they said. Go all seasonal they said. Your English accent will be a winner, they said.
Not for me it bloody wasn’t!
Who’d a thought doing a charity strip for the Florida branch of the WI could go so badly wrong.
The little old lady, the one they chanted Rosencrantz at, was the worst. She used her false teeth. Nearly pulled off more than my baubles, I can tell.
I feel so violated.
Get me back to Blighty!!!