Goodbye Social Media? By CpSingleton © 2016
I’m scrolling through other’s lives.
Theres talk of sport and angry wives,
With replies sharper than steak knives.
When I should be examining mine.
I do it when I’m feeling “bored”
Though I have a huge library stored
And hours that I can ill afford
To read others as they whine.
It’s maybe time to delete the app
It only takes a gentle tap
To be a more rounded chap
And fulfil my dreams this year.
I say goodbye and wish you well
Patrons of this facebook hell
I’ve work to do and tales to tell
For that I must steer clear.
Oh, damn! My group is on this site
They have my arms: I have no fight
I can’t say farewell or even na-night
I’m doomed for ever more.