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Heppy Yaw Near!

Well, thank goodness that year’s past! It’s not been alllll bad. Yes, there have been some legends leave and I’m sure we’ve all had friends or relatives pass. I personally saw the passing of the most inspirational, humble lady sadly leave: RIP Auntie Joannie. I can honestly say she taught me a great deal in her final weeks. 

A beautiful lady. 

Then my Pop called me with the same problems. 

Luckily he managed to get through the dreaded chemo relatively unscathed. This new year sees him go for his big scan, so biiiiig fingers crossed for that. 

We saw Brexit and the rise of the Dickhead. Trump succeeded in taking the White House. Go figure that one. Then our dickhead went to visit him in his golden lift. 

That lovely lady Katie Hopkins still hasn’t lived up to her promise to ship the hell out, though we live in hope. She’s another vile product of the sensationalist age. If you ever get the chance to meet her: don’t. 

There’s the threat of a Third World War from every conceivable corner of the globe and Ibrahimovichichichich joined scum.

Some say that it’s because Leonardo got his oscar. I say, it’s about time that he did.

On the upside: the super theory that the earth is in fact flat has really taken off. That one always amuses me.

 The rich are richer and the poorer can’t get any poorer, save having to eat their own rags. The conservatives are all about the money, honey, so can’t see that changing soon.

But we did have some good things happen this year: just struggling to remember them… oh, yes! Murray got to number one and Sports Personality of the Year for third time. Gary Monk came to Leeds. Britain came second in the Olympics. Boxing’s been great. Pontus, Ayling and Bartley bricked up our defence. The little Sunderland fan who scored a penalty and stole the hearts of at least Britain.The Mighty Whites have found their marching boots once more. The Chewie mask wearing mum was funny for minute. 

Not sure anything else super happened. 

So, onwards my brothers and sisters from other mothers and blisters. I sincerely hope 2017 is all your years!  And a big thank you for dropping by my blog. All the best to you and yours. X


About Chris42

I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch. Fank goodness it is not, eh?! I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United. I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes. Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing. Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films. One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition. You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon. It got the desired effect! I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage. 2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind! From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories. Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection. Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth. Now is the time to show the rest of you. I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world. I hope you enjoy. If not tell me why. If so tell me why. Many thanks and be safe. So far I have published: Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA) Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA) Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90 The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA) © Madstoffa, 2012. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited.


4 thoughts on “Heppy Yaw Near!

  1. Yep, a mixture of the good and the bad for us all. God Bless you and a Happy New Year to you and yours. Hope it’s a bit better than the last

    Posted by Maureen Sudlow | January 1, 2017, 9:30 pm

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