Curly Pinkerton, Philosopher. By CpSingleton © 2016
Curly Pinkerton was a wise man on the shop floor. If there was an existential or metaphysical crisis about to explode he would step and let loose one of his famous Curlyisms.
One such occasion was when two rugby player sized ladies created chaos as they wrestled over the last sixteen pack of special edition Twix, with extra wrapper.
About the time their combined hair loss was amounting to something regarding an Old English Sheepdog and a group of teenaged boys were hunting for jelly to throw on them, Curly rounded aisle three and called out the following gem:
‘Ladies! Calm! This is like that old whatsitsname:
If you’re stood in a huge forest and some old man you don’t even know gets his legs chopped off in Boundary Mills does his teeth fall out!’
That stopped them in their tracks, I can tell you. What a ledge!