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Bram Stoker’s Spatula!! by Carrot-phwack Singleton

As a youngster Dracula was among my top-ten of night-time reads! Wasn’t it everyone’s?

I loved the use of language, the atmosphere, the horror, in fact what was there to dislike. Countless films and adaptations are a testament to the enduring  fascination we have with the Vampire. 

To that effect I have decided to tell a parody of how Bram Stoker got his idea for Dracula and  it each week. Not one letter of any word is based on fact, so please don’t set a society for Vampires or Bram Stoker appreciation groups upon me. It is just for the sheer joy of writing nonsense that I do these things. Enjoy and sleep wellllll! MWAHAHAAHAHAGHAGAGHA *cough *cough.

 

If the link doesn’t transport you straight there then input the title in my “search” or into “Past posty-wosties”. Sorry for inconvenience. WordPress: sort it out lads!!

 

Bram Stoker’s Spatula! Part One. https://cpsingleton42.wordpress.com/2015/12/05/bram-stokers-spatula-part-one-by-cp-singleton-c-2012-re-edited/

Bram Stoker’s Spatula! Part Two. https://cpsingleton42.wordpress.com/2015/12/06/bram-stokers-spatula-part-two-by-cpsingleton-c-2012-2/

Bram Stoker’s Spatula! Part Three. http://wp.me/p27egX-2Eo

Bram Stoker’s Spatula! Part Four. http://wp.me/p27egX-de

Bram Stoker’s Spatula! Part Five. http://wp.me/p27egX-ds

Bram Stoker’s Spatula! (part four) By CpSingleton (c) 2012 http://wp.me/p27egX-2EG

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5 thoughts on “Bram Stoker’s Spatula!! by Carrot-phwack Singleton

  1. I am going to read every installment of this for the title alone! Brilliant! Seriously, even if it’s horrible I’ll read it 😉

    Posted by Catherine | January 21, 2014, 1:20 am
  2. I can see I’ll have lots of laughs on this page. 🙂

    Posted by Jamaiquina | February 11, 2015, 4:33 am

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